Nurse Facts T-Shirt – Funny Nutrition Label Satire for Nurses

🩺 Nurse Facts T-Shirt – Funny Nutrition Label for Healthcare Heroes

Smart. Sarcastic. Unbreakable.
Show the world what nurses are really made of with this hilarious “Nurse Facts” parody tee – perfect for rocking on shift, off-duty, or anywhere management might overhear. Designed to look like a nutrition label, this shirt packs the perfect dose of truth, courage, caffeine, and BS tolerance.

Whether you're gifting a coworker or claiming your own uniform of honor, this unisex comfort-fit tee delivers all-day softness with none of the fluff. It’s made from 100% garment-dyed US cotton for that perfectly broken-in feel right out of the box — and it only gets better with every wash.

✅ Why Nurses Love It:

• Clever, conversation-starting design that hits home for healthcare workers

• Soft, breathable fabric that stands up to 12s, doubles, and weekenders

• Unisex fit (S–4XL) means everyone on the floor can wear one

• Great gift idea for Nurse Week, birthdays, or team thank-yous

🧵 Premium Features:

• Garment-dyed for lived-in softness and rich color

• Double-needle stitching = built tough like you

• Tubular shape (no side seams) for a clean drape

• Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun cotton, USA-made

📦 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Iron/steam low

• No dry cleaning needed

Perfect for nurses, students, CNAs, or anyone who knows the truth behind “team player” emails.
Get yours and wear it with pride — because when it comes to courage, dedication, and sarcasm, you’re off the charts.